There was a pizza man who never once delivered a pizza after three years on the job. Nobody could explain how he kept his job with all of the potential pizza consumers left incomplete. It turned out that he would take the pizza pies directly to a hot pocket factory where they were stitched together and sold under the brand name Munchbumps. The Munchbump conversions were so lucrative, that his boss promoted him to shift manager in charge of mergers and acquisitions. He eventually sold the business and was promoted to customer. That man’s name was Fredrick Boyardee.