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Search for the Light

There was once a ray of light that shone into a crevice of earth where there had only ever been darkness.  Against all odds, this  beam of light landed on a tiny microorganism.   Nobody could predict how the specimen would react without any prior evolutionary adaptations to sunlight.   To my…

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Pizza guy delivers something delicious

There was a pizza man who never once delivered a pizza after three years on the job.  Nobody could explain how he kept his job with all of the potential pizza consumers left incomplete.  It turned out that he would take the pizza pies directly to a hot pocket factory…

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Golfing with vermin

I noticed a bunch of otters that were floating down the river with a couple of golf balls.   They stole them from a french man who was playing golf.  His golf game really suffered after the theft as he had nothing but acorns to finish the round with.  They didn’t…